the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
1: How long have you been a Homestuck?
2: Your Patron Troll
3: Which panel was the last one that Homestuck was updated to when you finished reading it for the first time?
4: Favorite Music Track
5: Favorite Flash
6: Favorite Kid (Beta & Alpha)
7: Favorite Troll
8: Favorite Other Character (Doc Scratch, Spades Slick, The Dolorosa, Davesprite, etc.)
9: What's your Fetch Modus?
10: Strife Specibus allocations?
11: What's your Title (X of Y; example Heir of Breath)?
12: Prospit or Derse?
13: Midnight Crew or Felt?
14: Which Land is you favorite (canon lands)?
15: Bing Crosbytop or Bill Cosbytop?
16: What's your favorite part about SBURB? (The enemies, alchemization, the consorts, etc.)
17: Got any Homestuck merchandise?
18: Cosplays?
19: Fancharacters?
20: Fanfiction?
21: Fanart?
22: Could you give Hussie directions to Olive Garden?
23: No, but could you give Hussie directions to an actual Italian restaurant?
24: Have a favorite AU?
25: Have a favorite crossover?
26: Least favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
27: Most favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
28: Least favorite character
29: Favorite page?
30: Favorite Homestuckism? (Who's this douchebag, Already here, acrobatic fucking pirouette, etc.)
31: Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, or Geromy?
32: 8^y
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
